Little Letters

Letter writing seems to be a lost art. Most people text or e-mail today. However, here are a few letters that I would like to send:

Dear Tail-Gating Driver who is Right Behind Me,

Please back off. You are making me very nervous. I can't go any faster because there is a semi right in front of me. I've already been rear-ended three times in the past several years from drivers who are driving too close and can't stop in time.

Thank you very much.
Nervous Driver


Dear Honda Finance Department,

I have called three times to let you know that I'm not Jackie. My name's Loralee. I've had this cell phone number for over two years. Please don't call me, anymore. I don't own a Honda and I never will if you keep harassing me with two or three calls a day.

Sincerely,
Someone who has never owned a Honda

P.S. You are also using up my precious minutes.


Dear Piano Tuner,

I am so sorry that about your bad health. I am praying that the doctors will help you feel better. I hope I see you again next year, but if I don't, thank you for all your wonderful years of service. I will miss you.

Cordially,
A Grateful Customer


Dear Neighbor who Lives a Couple of Blocks Over,

Thank you for the very fun Halloween decorations. I enjoyed them on my evening walk.

Sincerely,
Someone who doesn't get into Halloween as much as you do, but I can appreciate all your hard work.